When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?
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sickofmyownvoice:

pretty much

a-hangmans-joke:

pavender:

frostbackcat:

lizosaurus-rex:

iamxmrk:

Alfonso Ribeiro brings back the Carlton on Dancing With The Stars

say what you will but:

#1: The Carlton was a staple of the 90s.

#2: Mofo can dance. 

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DANG, SON

i tried not to reblog this but fuck

quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:

Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.

Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.

Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

gnarradical:

wollowock:

morelikebabedylan:

the thing is though everytime a girl compliments me on a dress/skirt with pockets and I declare THANKS IT HAS POCKETS her response completely changes from “oh that’s nice” to “FUCK ME BACKWARDS ARE YOU FOR REAL SHOW ME SHOW ME THE POCKETS”

The one phrase that makes most girls lose their shit, it has pockets.

The struggle is real.

If there are no pockets we hold our shit in our bras.

magicmumu:

REPRESENTATION MATTERS!!!

swedishjazz:

deadpoolincorporated:

y’know, seeing as how this website has an incredible collective interest in girls, homosexuals, Marvel superheroes, outer space, and dragons

I’m a little surprised I don’t hear as much about Phyla-Vell, who is a Marvel superhero space-venturing lesbian, who is canonically in a relationship with a girl who is sometimes a dragon

image

dude

alliebirdseed:

Inktober day 9 - My favorite witch!

ja-ll:

etoilesbrillentencoreplus:

My engagement in my Vera Wang dress

OH MY GOODNESS

centaurianthropology:

getreadytosw-eat:

Pascalle
our ends are beginnings

wow what a picture…

So gorgeous.